Do you ever go on YouTube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to walk a giraffe.
Cottognapple
RSSThe thing I keep banging on about is that he doesn’t know what age he is. He’s lying. How could he know, unless he’s marking it on a wall? He could be 8,000 years old, he could be a million. He has no clue. The calendar will give him no clues.
—Steven Moffat, SFX, May 2010
(Source: timelordsandladies)
on april fools day we should all change our icons to this
The post that started it all
*tour guide voice* and directly ahead you can see the origins of what is now known as the Mishapocalypse
Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
(Source: barbradevons)
ATTENTION TUMBLR ARTISTS
SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING YOUR GODAMN ART?
Can’t find the godamn ask to tell the blogger to kindly take your art down?
NO MOAR!
Email support@tumblr.com with links to your originals and the repost, and they’ll take it down.
NOW REBLOG THE SHIT OUTA THIS AND SPREAD THE WORD!
petition for dudes to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on anyone
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up.
petition to fuck everyone
why does it always come down to this
“You’re so bad in bed, Sherlock Season 3 will probably come before I do”
I will just sit here and pray I won’t need to say it to anyone…
I laughed waaay too hard.
Oh my GOD
(Source: sherlover)
Can we just calm down and stop talking about how Doctor Who has changed for a moment to appreciate how Matt has changed?
where’d his eyebrows go
HE HAD EYEBROWS?
#what the hell #that’s news to me #holy shit he had eyebrows
are we not going to mention how his entire facial structure like changed. I mean come on, his face totally elongated.
I’VE FIGURED IT OUT.
In the Eleventh Hour, Rory’s badge reads:
Rory is 30ish during the Angels Take Manhattan episode.
He’s (presumably) sent back to 1938.
1990 - 1938 = 52 years, 52+30 = 82 years old
The date the badge was issued is the day he died.
Holy Mary, mother of fuck.
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
The party don’t start till I walk in - fandom style
um I think we are forgetting the best one:
walk up in the club like what up im worshipped by a million teenaged girls with blogs
Sorry, party is over.
this is the post amazing thing i have seen on my dash today
(Source: debatchery)
About Cottognapple
22-year-old Italian Starkid, one of the admins to the official Team Starkid Italia page. I am also: Potterhead, Whovian, Sherlockian, Richter Ranger, Panda, Starfish. My motto?
You can never be too old to have a dream.
"I'm the son of Rage&Love".
Joey Richter is my inspiration, I love that boy. What you will find on this blog: all I said above, plus kittens and random things that make me laugh.
I am a nice person, you can message me about whatever you feel like sharing <3
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